- Comic Con: knock knock
- Me: who's there
- Comic Con: not you lol
Putting on pants without using hands
what did i just..
this was more beautiful than i could ever imagine
that was so impressive
he even got them over his butt… wow…
And that’s how he fit…all dat…in dem jeans…
uno is a great card game it’s just filled with smiles and laughter and numbers and colors and everything is right in the world until someone skips you because then it gets real fuckin personal real fuckin fast
- Baby: M-m
- Mom: Mama?
- Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.
donna figured out what she wanted to dois nobody gonna mention her hair?orange is the new black?
Orange IS the new black
she also became like the hottest person on earth we can’t forget that
I just Realize that they are the same person
JUST WATCH THIS PLEASE
I hit reblog so fast I broke my computer.
tears are streaming down my face
A KID IN MY PHYSICS CLASS FUCKING USED THIS AS THE OPENING OF HIS PRESENTATION
Well they’re not wrong
WHAT THE HELL
THAT DOESn”T EVEN SPOUND HUMAN
How’d that kid even get that high? Holy shit
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DID I JUST WATCH!?!?!?!